Crimes and ranks
Crimes cost brave and pay cash and experience. A miss can land you in the County Lockup.
Gaming Division
Start with $100 and a cardboard box. Pull crimes, join a gang, buy your way up from the box to a mansion and climb 16 ranks in Noob City. No download, free to play.
Gaming DivisionOverview
My Criminal Life is a multiplayer crime game that runs in any browser. Players run crimes for cash and experience, form gangs and fight over turf, gamble at the Velvet Rope casino and climb from street level to the top of the city.
The game came back online in October 2026, rebuilt with new artwork and a painted map of Noob City.
In the game
Crimes cost brave and pay cash and experience. A miss can land you in the County Lockup.
Put up the money for a gang, pool cash in the vault, buy a bigger hideout and go to war for respect.
One painted map in seven districts. Point at a building to see what's inside, from the gym to the docks.
Roulette, video poker, blackjack and more, all for game cash, with the odds for every game published.
The city's bosses, with their health and stash, waiting for a fight in the player's city.
From a free cardboard box up to a mansion with a fountain in the drive.
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